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Greeting Card | "I Love Your Boobs" Couple

Greeting Card | "OMG! It's your birthday!" Jesus

Card with an alligator and 'F***!' text on a red background

Greeting Card | Croc!

Galaxy birthday card with two retro space explorers on an alien planet against a purple background

Greeting Card | Galaxy Birthday

Birthday card with two men lounging on a beach and text 'It's your birthday time for cocktails!' on a yellow background.

Greeting Card | Gay Cocktails

Tits Out birthday card with a woman in tiger-print pants lounging poolside under a rainbow, on a pink background

Greeting Card | Happy Birthday, TITS OUT!

Card with a stylized illustration of a woman holding crystals against a purple background

Greeting Card | Healing Crystals

Card with a person in a red suit holding a large steak against a textured green background.

Greeting Card | Love Your Meat

Greeting card with a woman holding a large pink flower against an orange background

Greeting Card | Mercury in Retrograde

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